I was having this free flowing

thought.  What if ESPN got

bought up by a bunch of

sports-hating wives. ROTFL

Suddenly it would be off the

air.  They would sit down in the

lazy boy, get the cold soda,

flip on the remote, and NOTHING.

No ESPN.  What would happen then?

 

Probably they would be darn hard

to get along with, that is all I can

imagine. “Honey, could you go

and check and see if the power

is on?” they would whine.

“Honey, something’s wrong with

my TV,” they would complain

like a little kid.

 

Maybe they would all die of

broken hearts because their

sports tv is not being broadcast.

Heaven forbid, then they would

have to live in the real world.

 

Probably they would all start

playing Second Life so that they

could invent a virtual sports world.

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